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Hyullo, I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend your shin dig this coming weekend due to a strenuous work schedule that I wish I could get out of. I will, however, tell you that come your actual birthday I will be ready to party and have alcohol soaked fruits with you and we can even go out together in public if you’re not driving everywhere the whole time. ALSO, I’M MOVING IN NOVEMBER SO HANG OUT WITH ME BEFORE WE NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN AND I CRY.
Love,
Jasmyn